[轉貼] 英語幽默段子三則

1。The difference between Finish and Complete：

When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE.

When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED.

And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED.

2。 OMG，I have finally Discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side, there is nothing right; on right side, there is nothing left.

3. An older man, not in the best physical condition, asked the trainer in the gym, " I want to impress a beautiful young girl. Which machine should I use?"

The trainer replied, " Use the ATM machine outside!"