[轉貼] 英語幽默段子: When your life is in darkness。。。

1. When your life is in darkness, Pray to God and ask Him 

to free you from darkness。。。and If you are still in darkness。。。Please pay your Electrical bill.

2. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, You can be sure of one thing; Either the car is new or the wife.

3. What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant.

Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.

Panic is when both are pregnant.

4. A young boy asks his Dad :"What is the difference 

between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential.