Finish 和 Complete 的區別。
2012年，在倫敦舉行的語言大賽中，圭亞那選手 Samsunder Balgobin 在回答比賽中最後一道問題＂你如何用一種容易讓人理解的方式解釋 complete與finished 的區別＂時，給出了他的答案： When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. （娶對老婆，你這一生就完整了。） When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. （娶錯老婆，你這一生就完蛋了。） And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED. （讓大老婆逮到你跟小三，你就徹底地完蛋了。） 擔任比賽的全世界一流的語言學家將桂冠戴在了這位選手的頭上，獎品是環球游和一箱25年窖齡的朗姆酒，全場觀眾和評委為他起立鼓掌長達五分鐘。三八快樂

1. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife.

2. What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant...Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.
Panic is when both are pregnant.

3. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away...

4. A young boy asks his Dad :"What is the difference between confident and confidential?
Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential.