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平平淡淡才是真



好孩子，真孝順！

5歲的兒子看了《鹿鼎記》便大聲嚷：“媽，我長大了也要娶七個老婆，

一個替我燒飯，

一個替我洗澡，

一個…”

媽笑說：“那晚上睡覺不需要我陪了！”

兒子愣了一下說：“那不行，還得和媽睡！”

“那你的七個老婆怎麼睡？”

“讓她們和我爸睡吧！”

爸聽了激動得熱淚盈眶說:好孩子,真孝順！


虛歲，周歲

老外不理解中國人為什麼有周歲和虛歲之分！其實眾多中國人也不是很清楚。

其實是這樣的：離開媽媽身體的時間開始算周歲, 離開爸爸身體的時間開始算虛歲！


有話好好說

無意中看到這個沙發 ，我很喜歡 ，我就受不了那些一吵架就讓老公跪搓衣板、 跪鍵盤的女人！男兒膝下有黃金 怎麼能隨隨便便給你跪？！女人心胸不能那麼狹窄，有什麼事情讓他坐下來好好說嘛...



祝笑壇的兄弟們節"日"快樂，否則。。。。

Johnny's father: Let me see your report card.
Johnny: I don't have it.
Johnny's father: Why not?
Johnny: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.

“Dad, are bugs good to eat?” asked the boy.
“Let's not talk about such things at the dinner table, son,” his father replied.
After dinner the father inquired, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?”
“Oh, nothing,” the boy said. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it's gone.”

Dad: Son, if you keep pulling my hair, you will have to get off my shoulders.
Son: But, Dad, I'm just trying to get my gum back!

Dear Dad,
$chool i$ great. I’m making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying hard. I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love, Your $on
Dear Son,
I kNOw astroNOmy, ecoNOmics and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love, Dad