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好孩子，真孝顺！

5岁的儿子看了《鹿鼎记》便大声嚷：“妈，我长大了也要娶七个老婆，

一个替我烧饭，

一个替我洗澡，

一个…”

妈笑说：“那晚上睡觉不需要我陪了！”

儿子愣了一下说：“那不行，还得和妈睡！”

“那你的七个老婆怎么睡？”

“让她们和我爸睡吧！”

爸听了激动得热泪盈眶说:好孩子,真孝顺！


虚岁，周岁

老外不理解中国人为什么有周岁和虚岁之分！其实众多中国人也不是很清楚。

其实是这样的：离开妈妈身体的时间开始算周岁, 离开爸爸身体的时间开始算虚岁！


有话好好说

无意中看到这个沙发 ，我很喜欢 ，我就受不了那些一吵架就让老公跪搓衣板、 跪键盘的女人！男儿膝下有黄金 怎么能随随便便给你跪？！女人心胸不能那么狭窄，有什么事情让他坐下来好好说嘛...



祝笑坛的兄弟们节"日"快乐，否则。。。。

Johnny's father: Let me see your report card.
Johnny: I don't have it.
Johnny's father: Why not?
Johnny: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.

“Dad, are bugs good to eat?” asked the boy.
“Let's not talk about such things at the dinner table, son,” his father replied.
After dinner the father inquired, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?”
“Oh, nothing,” the boy said. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it's gone.”

Dad: Son, if you keep pulling my hair, you will have to get off my shoulders.
Son: But, Dad, I'm just trying to get my gum back!

Dear Dad,
$chool i$ great. I’m making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying hard. I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love, Your $on
Dear Son,
I kNOw astroNOmy, ecoNOmics and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love, Dad