老川在台上的时候，以信口雌黄，语不惊人死不休，令全世界象看耍猴一样，对美国总统"刮目相看"。

败灯靠着JB曲线上台后，把耍猴直接升级为马戏团！

这可苦了白宫发言人，恨不得天天给这位老年痴呆患者擦屁股。

这不，前几天败灯在波兰看望82空降师官兵时，大嘴一张说道：

"You're going to see when you're there – some of you have been there – you're going to see women, young people, standing in the middle, in front of a damn tank, saying, ‘I'm not leaving.'"

当全世界吃瓜群众都以为美国军队要出兵乌克兰，或者已经在乌克兰的时候，白宫发言人赶紧给败灯擦屁股，召开记者招待会澄清说：

总统忘了吃药了，大家不要把他的话当真！

结果没过几天，败灯大嘴一张，又来了：

President Joe Biden said Saturday that Russian leader Vladimir Putin cannot remain in power after launching his brutal invasion of Ukraine — a closing, off-the-cuff message issued in the final moments of the president’s tour of Europe that the White House swiftly walked back.

当全世界吃瓜群众都以为美国与北约决定要推翻普京时，白宫发言人赶紧再次给败灯擦屁股，召开记者招待会澄清说：

总统又忘了吃药了，大家不要把他的话当真！

U.S. President Joe Biden was not calling for regime change in Russia when he said on Saturday that Russian President Vladimir Putin “cannot remain in power,” a White House official said.

“The President's point was that Putin cannot be allowed to exercise power over his neighbors or the region. He was not discussing Putin's power in Russia, or regime change,” the official said following Biden's speech in Warsaw.

打个赌吧，下一次败灯忘了吃药，还会说出什么雷人的话？

1. 美国准备核爆莫斯科

2. Covid病毒确实是俺儿子hunter参与，美国研发的

3. 习近平手里有我们父子贪腐的罪证，我特莫必须听命于中共

4. 中共打算在四月一号收复台湾

爪哥选 1，您选几？