Daughter: "Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me.  I am in Australia and he lives in the UK . We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on Whatsapp, he proposed to me on Skype and now we've had two months of relationship through Viber. Dad, I need your blessings and good wishes."

Father: "Wow! Really!! Then get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on  Amazon and pay through Paypal. And if you are fed up with your husband....sell him on Ebay"

媳婦買了只狗🐶     ，沒事幹就拿着人民幣💰     讓狗聞。
老公感覺很奇怪，就問：“老婆，你這是幹嘛，讓狗去給你大馬路上撿錢？”
媳婦神秘的一笑：“以後你就知道了！”
幾星期後，老公的私房錢不見了！
不說了，說多了都是淚