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美國大選段子集錦:歲月是把殺豬刀
送交者: 爪四哥 2024年08月17日16:18:47 於 [笑林之聲] 發送悄悄話

難怪喜歡大胸白女的川普,提出了MAGA口號:Make A杯罩 Great Again!



歲月是把殺豬刀!



哇!老川對自己的“size”(translation:老二的尺寸)這麼不自信?



我擦,咋有一種鬼子進村的感覺。。。。汗毛都豎起來了,LOL



American Chinese For Trump !!!!



俺不扶牆,就服巴菲特!



為什麼戰旗美如畫,川粉的鮮血染紅了她。

為什麼川普財常在,川粉的生命開鮮花。




降低到什麼程度?萬斯又重新“睡”沙發了,LOL


科普一下:

After years of condemning former President Donald Trump for spreading misinformation and conspiracy theories, Democrats are now poking fun at his running mate using a false, vulgar rumor.

The rumor, first posted on X last month, involves a fake passage about a sex act and a couch supposedly in Sen. JD Vance's 2016 book, "Hillbilly Elegy."

The lie spread like wildfire, spawning jokes and memes even as the original joke's author clarified that it wasn't real and later made his account private. Several news outlets published fact-checks of the claim.

The fervor reached a peak in Philadelphia, the day Vice President Kamala Harris named Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz as her running mate. Walz told an arena filled with thousands of excited supporters: “I got to tell you, I can’t wait to debate the guy [Vance]. That is, if he’s willing to get off the couch and show up.

As the crowd roared and Harris smirked behind him, Walz, who just weeks earlier started a trend of calling Republicans “weird,” quipped, “You see what I did there?”

Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz speaks to the crowd during the rally to introduce him as Vice President Kamala Harris’ running mate on Aug. 6, 2024 in Philadelphia.


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