Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
鈔票不是一切的,這世上還有信用卡.

One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該熱愛動物,它們是如此美味.

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水,和女友一起洗澡.

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
愛你的鄰居,不過別讓她老公抓住.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個成功男人的背後,都有一個女人. 每個不成功男人的背後, 都有兩個.

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
每個男人都應該結婚,畢竟， 快樂不是生活中唯一的追求.

The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聰明人不結婚,一旦結婚就不聰明了。

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是相對的,他帶來很多親戚.

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
別等到明天再拖延, 今天就拖延吧.

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛情就象照片,需要黑暗來培養. （老外也保守，要摸黑辦事，哈哈）

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
後排座位上的小孩會導致意外, 後排座位上的意外會導致小孩.

"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"你的未來取決於你的夢想",所以還是睡覺吧.

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
應該有比在早上醒來更好的方式開始新一天。

"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不會死的! "不過何必冒那個險呢？"

"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"我可以盯着看上好幾個小時(發呆)。

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
上帝製造了我們的親戚,感謝上帝我們可以選擇朋友。

When two's company, three's the result!
兩個人作伴， 結果就變成了三個人!

A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
裙子就象鐵絲網, 保衛了領土， 但不妨礙視線.

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
學的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘記的越多, 忘記的越多,知道的越少, 幹嘛費那勁去學?!