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Gonna Get Lucky
送交者: st4u 2002年12月16日20:01:20 於 [笑林之聲] 發送悄悄話

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist
says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the
young man wants. "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for
a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think
tonight's 'the' night.

"We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out.
And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's
had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the
12 pack."

The young man makes his purchase and leaves.

Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend
and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they
agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying with his head
down for several minutes after everyone starts eating.

The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were
such a religious person."

He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your
father was a pharmacist."

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