Operator: 911 emergencies.

Boy: Yeah I need some help.

Operator: What’s the matter?

Boy: With my math.

Operator: With your mouth?

Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?

Operator: Sure. Where do you live?

Boy: No with my math.

Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?

Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.

Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.

Boy: Okay.

Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?

Boy: I have take aways.

Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.

Boy: Yeah.

Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?

Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.

Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.

Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?

Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.

Operator: No. How old are you?

Boy: I’m only 4.

Operator: 4!

Boy: Yeah.

Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）

Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.

Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?

Boy: 5.

Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!

Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.

Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?

Operator: It’s the mother…

Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.

Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

接線員：這裡是911緊急求助電話

男孩：好，我需要幫助

接線員：請講

男孩：我的算術題有麻煩了

接線員：（聽混了）你的嘴怎麼了？

男孩：是我的算術題，我必須做的，能幫幫我嗎？

接線員：當然，你住哪裡？

男孩：是我的算術題

接線員：是的我知道，你住哪裡？

男孩：不用過來，你在電話里給我說就行了

接線員：不行，不過我可以找別人幫你

男孩：好的

接線員：你做什麼算術題需要幫忙啊？

男孩：減法題

接線員：哦，你有減法題不得不要做是嗎？

男孩：嗯

接線員：好吧，念給我聽聽

男孩：唔，你可一定要幫我啊

接線員：沒問題，說，啥題？

男孩：16減8等於多少？

接線員：你先告訴我，你覺得應該是多少呢？

男孩：我不知道，1？

接線員：不是。你多大了呀？

男孩：我才4歲

接線員：4歲！

男孩：嗯

接線員：這題太難了，還有別的嗎？

男孩：唔——，哦，這裡還有一個，5減5等於多少？

接線員：你覺得5減5等於多少呢？

男孩：等於5吧

女人（應該是媽媽來了）：你知道你在幹嘛嗎約翰尼？

男孩：警察正幫我算題呢

女人：誰告訴你要打報警電話找人算題啊？

接線員：這是媽媽吧....

男孩：你告訴我遇到麻煩就打電話找人啊

女人：我指的不是警察