This reminds me another joke talking about Italian accent. Funny one!

Real funny one!

Some jokes must be read and some must be looked and here is the one:

On a train to somewhere in US, a lady was sitting in front of two Italians. Absolutely, these two Italians were talking and discussing something and here is what the lady heard:

Emma comes first. Then I come. Two asses (a-s-s-e-s). I come again. Another two asses (a-s-s-e-s). I come for the third time, two Pee's and finaly I come for the fouth time.

The lady was absolutely embarassed to hear all about this and said to these two Italians:

We Americans never discuss private life in public environment!

And one of the Italians turned to the lady and said:

Take it easy. M'am. I am just teaching him how to spell Mississippi!