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送交者: 胡痢瓜 2003年03月17日20:45:37 於 [笑林之聲] 發送悄悄話

人之初:At the begining of life.
性本善:Sex is good.
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
教之道:The way of learning it
貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
擇鄰處:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不學:If you don't study hard,
斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
竇燕山 Dou, the Famous
有義方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱揚 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
養不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之過 It is all your fault.
教不嚴 If they had lots of problems with it,
師之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不學 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不學 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何為 you will lose your ability when aged
玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不學 If you don't learn sex,
不知義 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

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