A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came
along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the
police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly
about the damage to his precious BMW. "Officer, look what they've
done to my Beeeeemer!" he whined.

"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!" retorted
the officer. "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you
didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!"

"Oh my God," replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody
left shoulder where his arm once was. "Where's my Rolex?!?"