1. What should u give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.
2. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men, a woman.
3. If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're aiming too high.
4. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and
the woman gets her master's.
5. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home.
He probably lies about other things too.
6. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job,
he still ends up with the same boss.