Gore calls up Bush and says, "Hey, let's settle this Australian Style."
Bush asks, "How's that?"

Gore says, "First you stand there and I kick you in the nuts as hard as I can. Then it's your turn. Whoever quits first is the loser."

Bush says, "Okay," stands there, and is completely knocked over by Gore.

After 10 minutes, Bush stands up and groans, "Alright, my turn."

Gore then replies, "It's all right, you can be president."