How can batteries die?

If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow its meant to
be twice as cold, how cold will it be?

Why are buildings called buildings when
there finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

Why is it that when you tell a man there are
400 billion stars he will believe you, but when
you tell him there's wet paint he has to touch it?

Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?

Do you find it unnerving that what doctors do is called 'practice'?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?