十個丈夫之後，仍是處女（周末搞笑）

送交者: 醫言堂 2012年10月26日16:34:56 於 [笑林之聲] 發送悄悄話

前幾天，我在多大做學生時的老友記轉了一個笑話過來。閱後忍不住哈哈大笑。真是難為了這位在律行做資深拍檔的老友。該老兄與我是多大同期的學生，他那時讀法，而我則讀醫。 那是八十年代末九十年代初在多大做學生的時候，我圈子裡的朋友以讀醫和讀法的為多。下課後，大把的時間泡在了Hart House，兩個不同專業的朋友們常常Trading jokes互損。一般我們這邊的joke都是在說律師怎麼怎麼的刁鑽；而那邊法學院朋友們的玩笑則總是在說醫生是如何的冷。 這位老友記轉來的笑話，着實讓我過了一把懷舊多年前我們在Hart House課餘消磨掉的那些時光。 遇上天氣好的時候，我們這幫醫法兩家的朋友們就坐在Hart House Cafe外朝南的石板Patio上（圖），曬曬太陽一邊放鬆，一邊向過來往去的女生們行注目禮。那是一種很是寫意的學生生活。現在只要一有機會回憶起來，嘴角上總也免不了會泛起幾絲笑意。 通常，學法律的幾個朋友開的玩笑比我們學醫的要嚴肅認真，也比較容易take things too seriously。 二、三十年過去之後，這位伶牙俐齒的老兄終於學會自嘲了。 這真是件好事。 附：老友的英文笑話原文。沒法翻成中文，試着譯了幾句，發現譯後實在是不好笑。故原味奉上，供諸位周末一笑，莫談國事。 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin A LAWYER married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband,  "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a 'nice product', he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist; "all he ever did was talk about it". Husband #9 was a gynecologist; "all he did was look at it". Husband #10 was a stamp collector; "'all he ever did was. stamps, stamps- stamps".. "God! I miss him! Really a NICE GUY" But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why--do you now fall in LOVE WITH ME????" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"       ===================================   本堂相關搞笑系列： 【搞笑故事-1】  · 給＂民主＂這條瘋狗配種（冷笑話）  · 悄悄話（周末搞笑，稍黃）  · 想念毛主席，兩耳光！（政治笑話）  · 萬維漢奸與太監的故事（搞笑）  · 狼與道士的故事（周末搞笑）  · 神奇的中藥（搞笑故事，微黃）  · 周末搞笑：攘外必先按內(圖) 【搞笑故事-2】  · 都是釣魚島惹的禍 (周末搞笑,圖)  · 中共強硬巨毒的保釣方針(圖)  · 向新一代抗日英雄致敬!! 【搞笑故事-3】  · 十個丈夫之後，仍是處女（周末搞笑  · 搞笑兩會關鍵字：性感  · 王立軍穿越到萬維（周末搞笑版）  · “改變航向!”--搞笑版  · 網評員是這樣被忽悠出去的【說笑版  · 巨搞笑：萬維江湖小英雄(圖)

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