Doggerel: Balls
This doggerel is dedicated to those who are losers in real life and yet always portrayed themselves as superman/genius on the net.
Please do not put yourself in THH SEAT.

There is a man from Netimageness
Whose balls are of different sizes.
One is so small,
It is of no use at!
The other is so big,
It won him a lot of prizes.

PS 1:
Doggerel is a kind of ragged verse, and is also popular among Kids in America. You have to read it with special rhythm.