Exceptionally Painful Word Puns |
送交者: InCaseYouLikeIt 2004年05月31日18:54:07 於 [笑林之聲] 發送悄悄話 |
Exceptionally Painful Word Puns From: Jason With the painful puns that litter your credits each week, I thought there might be someone there who would wait for a lean week and make some or all of the following the lame joke of the week: (See illustration in no.1 &2.) 1. Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's. (Arby traitor) 2. Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do. (Avoid a bull) 3. Bernadette: The act of torching a mortgage. 4. Burglarize: What a crook sees with. 5. Control: A short, ugly inmate. 6. Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets. 7. Eclipse: What an English barber does for a living. 8. Eyedropper: A clumsy ophthalmologist. 9. Heroes: What a guy in a boat does. 10. Left Bank: What the robber did when his bag was full of loot. 11. Misty: How golfers create divots. 12. Paradox: Two physicians. 13. Parasites: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower. 14. Pharmacist: A helper on the farm. 15. Polarize: What penguins see with. 16. Primate: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV. 17. Relief: What trees do in the spring. 18. Rubberneck: What you do to relax your wife. 19. Seamstress: Describes 250 pounds in a size 6. 20. Selfish: What the owner of a seafood store does. 21. Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official. 22. Subdued: Like a guy, like works on one of those, like, submarines, man! (Copied from Car Talk) |
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