1.Men are like ........Laxatives . They irritate the xxxx out of you.

2.Men are like ......... Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.

3.Men are like . Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.

4.Men are like ......... Blenders . You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5.Men are like . Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.

6.Men are like . Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.

7.Men are like ......... Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8.Men are like ......... Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9.Men are like ......... Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10.Men are like . Popcorn . . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11.Men are like . ... Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12.Men are like ......... Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13.Men are like ......... Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.