笑话: 老王不高兴
老刘和老王两家是邻居。两人每天几乎同时上班。
老王妻子人不但长的漂亮,还很贤惠。她每天早上
拿着皮包送老王到门前,老王接过皮包,还轻轻的
吻了妻子一下,就开车走了。老刘妻子看见了,
第二天早上也拿着皮包送老刘到门前。可老刘接过
皮包,转身就走了。
晚上下班回来,妻子问老刘:“今天早上老王和妻子
告别你看见了吗?”老刘说:“看见了。” “那老王还
轻轻的吻了她老婆一下,你看见了吗?” “也看见了。”
“那你为什么不能也像老王那样。。。?” “我不敢。”
“不敢?为什么?” “我怕老王不高兴!"
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