Operator: 911 emergencies.

Boy: Yeah I need some help.

Operator: What’s the matter?

Boy: With my math.

Operator: With your mouth?

Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?

Operator: Sure. Where do you live?

Boy: No with my math.

Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?

Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.

Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.

Boy: Okay.

Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?

Boy: I have take aways.

Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.

Boy: Yeah.

Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?

Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.

Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.

Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?

Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.

Operator: No. How old are you?

Boy: I’m only 4.

Operator: 4!

Boy: Yeah.

Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）

Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.

Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?

Boy: 5.

Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!

Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.

Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?

Operator: It’s the mother…

Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.

Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

接线员：这里是911紧急求助电话

男孩：好，我需要帮助

接线员：请讲

男孩：我的算术题有麻烦了

接线员：（听混了）你的嘴怎么了？

男孩：是我的算术题，我必须做的，能帮帮我吗？

接线员：当然，你住哪里？

男孩：是我的算术题

接线员：是的我知道，你住哪里？

男孩：不用过来，你在电话里给我说就行了

接线员：不行，不过我可以找别人帮你

男孩：好的

接线员：你做什么算术题需要帮忙啊？

男孩：减法题

接线员：哦，你有减法题不得不要做是吗？

男孩：嗯

接线员：好吧，念给我听听

男孩：唔，你可一定要帮我啊

接线员：没问题，说，啥题？

男孩：16减8等于多少？

接线员：你先告诉我，你觉得应该是多少呢？

男孩：我不知道，1？

接线员：不是。你多大了呀？

男孩：我才4岁

接线员：4岁！

男孩：嗯

接线员：这题太难了，还有别的吗？

男孩：唔——，哦，这里还有一个，5减5等于多少？

接线员：你觉得5减5等于多少呢？

男孩：等于5吧

女人（应该是妈妈来了）：你知道你在干嘛吗约翰尼？

男孩：警察正帮我算题呢

女人：谁告诉你要打报警电话找人算题啊？

接线员：这是妈妈吧....

男孩：你告诉我遇到麻烦就打电话找人啊

女人：我指的不是警察