令人绝倒的黑色幽默前三名

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黑色幽默，当之无愧第一名

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刻画出神，第二名，改一个字，有点黄，罪过，罪过，我佛慈悲！也算是为千百万冤魂出一口怨气吧！


我也讲个笑话供大家一乐：

某死后下地狱，阎王量刑，发现他罪孽太重，超出了所有的阴间的惩罚尺度，无奈只好让无常领着他任选一项惩罚，过刀山火海，锯劈油煎，某皆不愿，继续前行，见一男人裸体缚于柱上，一美女，甚艳，跪在前面为他做AI，某心喜，但不动声色地问无常，此女何人？答：褒旦。某惊问：此女已死三千余年，何以仍未超升？答：惑国太甚。某欣喜到：即如此，真便受她的刑罚吧！无常乜了一眼某，飞起一脚，把把褒旦踢到一边，喝道：滚吧，你的罪孽满了



幽你一把，第三名，小民有小民的无奈，小民也有小民出头之日！

齐奥塞斯库总书记对朝阳说：早上好！
朝阳笑容满面：总书记好！


齐奥塞斯库对中午的太阳说：中午好！
中午的太阳笑容满面：总书记好！！

齐奥塞斯库对夕阳说：晚上好！
夕阳打个呵欠说：都到了西方了，还理你个鸟，怕你怎的。