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A JOKE A DAY, KEEP THE DOCTOR AWAY - 6/19/2010
送交者: smile4gd 2010年06月19日18:38:01 于 [笑林之声] 发送悄悄话
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An elderly couple with memory problems are advised by their doctor to write notes to help them remember things.
One evening, while watching TV, the wife asks her husband to get her a bowl of ice cream. "Sure," he says.
"Write it down," she suggests.
"No," he says. "I can remember a simple thing like that."
"I also want =strawberries and shipped cream," she says. "Write it down."
"I don't need to write it down," he insists, heading to the kitchen.
Twenty minutes later, he returns, bearing a plate of bacon and scrambled eggs. "I told you to write it down!" his wife says. "I wanted fried eggs!"
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