昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清
闲，就面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello?“
老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing?“
老外：“can you speak english?“
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?“
老外：“can anybody else speak english? “
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing,no people havetime, yo
u can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.“
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?“
前台小姐：“ shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have whatthing.“
老外：“i want to speak to your head.“
前台小姐：“head not zai.you tomorrow come.“