Daughter: "Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me.  I am in Australia and he lives in the UK . We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on Whatsapp, he proposed to me on Skype and now we've had two months of relationship through Viber. Dad, I need your blessings and good wishes."

Father: "Wow! Really!! Then get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on  Amazon and pay through Paypal. And if you are fed up with your husband....sell him on Ebay"

媳妇买了只狗🐶     ，没事干就拿着人民币💰     让狗闻。
老公感觉很奇怪，就问：“老婆，你这是干嘛，让狗去给你大马路上捡钱？”
媳妇神秘的一笑：“以后你就知道了！”
几星期后，老公的私房钱不见了！
不说了，说多了都是泪