１．　浪漫数学
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

精明的男人＋精明的女人＝浪漫
Smart man + smart woman = romance

精明的男人＋愚蠢的女人＝私通
Smart man + dumb woman = affair　

愚蠢的男人＋精明的女人＝婚姻
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

愚蠢的男人＋愚蠢的女人＝怀孕
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

２． 购物数学
SHOPPING MATH

男人总是花两元钱买他需要的价值一元钱的东西
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

女人总是花一元钱买她不需要的价值两元钱的东西
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

３． 一般方程与统计
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

女人在找到一个丈夫之前总是为未来担心
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

男人在找到一个妻子之后才开始担心未来
A man never worries about the future until he　gets a wife.

成功的男人标志是，挣的钱比他的妻子能够花掉的还多
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

成功女人的标志是，她找到了这样一位丈夫
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

４． 幸福
HAPPINESS

要想与一个男人幸福地相守，你必须对他多一份理解少一份爱
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

要想与一个女人幸福地生活，你必须尽量多爱她，而绝不要试图去理解她
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

５． 长寿
LONGEVITY

结婚的男人比独身的男人长寿，但是结婚的男人更多地想到去死
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

６． 改变嗜好
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

女人嫁给一个男人，期望着他会发生改变，但他并没有变化
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

男人娶一个女人，期望着她不会变化，但她却改变了。
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

７． 谈话技巧DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

女人在任何争论上都拥有最后的裁决权。
A woman has the last word in any argument.

任何问题在男人提出来之后，就变成一场新的争论。
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

把这些话送给哪些需要乐一乐的精明的女人和你认为可以应付这些问题的男人。
SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT.