"Yes" = No "No" = Yes "Maybe" = No "It's your decision" = the correct decision should be obvious by now. "Do what you want" = you'll pay for this later. "We need to talk" = I need to xxxx "Sure...go ahead" = I don't want you to "I'm not upset" = of course I'm upset, you moron! "How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're not going to really like me for. "Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful. "You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me. "Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead.