今晚回家路上過美東超市，四嫂叮囑我買條活的 blue fish 回來。我到店裡一看，魚缸里游來游去的藍魚 $6.99/磅，翻白眼的 $12.99/磅！俺狠狠好奇，就問魚部的師傅為啥如此定價。師傅給了我一個大白眼，不屑地說：你是三日不學習趕不上劉少奇。為啥翻白眼更值錢？快去看微信吧！

聽師傅這麼一說，我於是好奇地去微信群一看，立馬被這個視頻震撼得目瞪爪呆...

乖乖隆地咚，在修憲改制的關鍵時刻，居然會鬧出這樣的有外國記者張慧君參與的國際大玩笑，讓偉光正的黨情何以堪?！讓慶豐帝情何以堪?！

看來要打破僵局，為這齣讓黨國顏面盡失的鬧劇找一個自圓其說的合理借囗，站在藍衣美女梁相宜與紅衣美女張慧君之間的眼鏡男要做出一點犧牲了。如果他能向全國人民撒個小謊，說他當時放了一個又蔫又臭的屁，才是梁小姐翻白眼的真正原因，就能化解這場關繫到習大大中國夢能否圓夢的重大危機了！

所謂英雄所見略同，俺的想法與國內外吃瓜群眾們不謀而合，有圖有真相...

備註-1: 朱老爺子壞了爪哥的好事！

備註-2: 扒一扒“美國記者”張慧君

Before posing her question to the government official, Xiao Yaqing, Ms. Zhang had introduced herself as the operating director of American Multimedia Television U.S.A., a Los Angeles-based broadcaster that has had partnerships with Chinese state-run television in the past, according to its website. Its president, Jason Quin, also lists himself on LinkedIn as the president of a Los Angeles Confucius Institute, organizations supported by Beijing that promote Chinese culture and propaganda overseas.

川普，不許你干涉墨西哥內政！

一個比一個牛！

雕塑聖地之大地公園拾趣

中國富豪榜真相揭秘

兒時看到的赤龍瑞兆，應驗在狗年了！

杜蕾斯避孕套傳奇-3

金拱門廣告雷人？瞧漢堡王的！

周末段子：人民日報社失竊案

匪夷所思，這個竟也是敏感詞?！

爪濕人詠秋四首：一爪一首