今晚回家路上过美东超市，四嫂叮嘱我买条活的 blue fish 回来。我到店里一看，鱼缸里游来游去的蓝鱼 $6.99/磅，翻白眼的 $12.99/磅！俺狠狠好奇，就问鱼部的师傅为啥如此定价。师傅给了我一个大白眼，不屑地说：你是三日不学习赶不上刘少奇。为啥翻白眼更值钱？快去看微信吧！

听师傅这么一说，我于是好奇地去微信群一看，立马被这个视频震撼得目瞪爪呆...

乖乖隆地咚，在修宪改制的关键时刻，居然会闹出这样的有外国记者张慧君参与的国际大玩笑，让伟光正的党情何以堪?！让庆丰帝情何以堪?！

看来要打破僵局，为这出让党国颜面尽失的闹剧找一个自圆其说的合理借囗，站在蓝衣美女梁相宜与红衣美女张慧君之间的眼镜男要做出一点牺牲了。如果他能向全国人民撒个小谎，说他当时放了一个又蔫又臭的屁，才是梁小姐翻白眼的真正原因，就能化解这场关系到习大大中国梦能否圆梦的重大危机了！

所谓英雄所见略同，俺的想法与国内外吃瓜群众们不谋而合，有图有真相...

备注-1: 朱老爷子坏了爪哥的好事！

备注-2: 扒一扒“美国记者”张慧君

Before posing her question to the government official, Xiao Yaqing, Ms. Zhang had introduced herself as the operating director of American Multimedia Television U.S.A., a Los Angeles-based broadcaster that has had partnerships with Chinese state-run television in the past, according to its website. Its president, Jason Quin, also lists himself on LinkedIn as the president of a Los Angeles Confucius Institute, organizations supported by Beijing that promote Chinese culture and propaganda overseas.

川普，不许你干涉墨西哥内政！

一个比一个牛！

雕塑圣地之大地公园拾趣

中国富豪榜真相揭秘

儿时看到的赤龙瑞兆，应验在狗年了！

杜蕾斯避孕套传奇-3

金拱门广告雷人？瞧汉堡王的！

周末段子：人民日报社失窃案

匪夷所思，这个竟也是敏感词?！

爪湿人咏秋四首：一爪一首