Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是一切的,这世上还有信用卡.

One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,它们是如此美味.

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,和女友一起洗澡.

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
爱你的邻居,不过别让她老公抓住.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
每个男人都应该结婚,毕竟， 快乐不是生活中唯一的追求.

The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人不结婚,一旦结婚就不聪明了。

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是相对的,他带来很多亲戚.

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
别等到明天再拖延, 今天就拖延吧.

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要黑暗来培养. （老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈）

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会导致意外, 后排座位上的意外会导致小孩.

"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"你的未来取决于你的梦想",所以还是睡觉吧.

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有比在早上醒来更好的方式开始新一天。

"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会死的! "不过何必冒那个险呢？"

"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"我可以盯着看上好几个小时(发呆)。

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
上帝制造了我们的亲戚,感谢上帝我们可以选择朋友。

When two's company, three's the result!
两个人作伴， 结果就变成了三个人!

A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
裙子就象铁丝网, 保卫了领土， 但不妨碍视线.

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 干嘛费那劲去学?!