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送交者: IEEEfellow 2002年07月06日23:27:15 于 [笑林之声] 发送悄悄话

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's
office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife
into his office alone. He said, "If you don't do the
following, your husband will surely die:

1. Each morning , fix him a healthy breakfast.

2. Be pleasant and make sure he is in a good mood.

3. For lunch, make him a nutritious meal.

4. For dinner, prepare him an especially nice meal.

5. Don't burden him with chores as he probably had a

hard day.

6. Don't discuss your problems with him.


On the way home, the husband asked his wife what
the doctor said to her. "You're going to die," she
replied.

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