> CORPORATE LESSON # 1
>
> A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is
> finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After
> a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and
> answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps
> herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she
> opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door
> neighbor.
>
> Before she says a word, Bob says,"I'll give you $ 800
> just to drop that towel that you have on".
>
> After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel
> and stands naked in front of Bob. Bob has a close look
> at her for a few seconds, hands over $ 800 and quietly
> leaves. Confused, but excited about her good fortune,
> the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes
> upstairs.
>
> When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks
> from the shower "Who was that?"
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> "It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies.
>
> "Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about
> the $ 800 he owes me?"
>
> MORAL OF THE STORY: Share critical credit information
> with your stakeholders to prevent avoidable exposure!
>
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>
> CORPORATE LESSON # 2
>
> A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side
> of the road, he stopped and offered her a lift which
> she gladly accepted. She got in and crossed her legs,
> forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The
> priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After
> controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up
> her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said,
> "Father, remember psalm 129?"
>
> The priest was flustered and apologised profusely. He
> forced himself to remove h! is hand. However, he was
> unable to remove his eyes from her le g.
>
> Further on, while changing gear, he let his hand slide
> up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father,
> remember psalm 129?" Once again the priest
> apologised."Sorry sister, but the mind is weak.
>
> Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a
> meaningful glance and went on her way.
>
> On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to
> retrieve a bible and looked up psalm 129. It Said, "Go
> forth and seek; further up, you will find glory."
>
> MORAL OF THE STORY: Always be well informed in your
> job; or, you might miss great opportunities!