A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close
to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair
smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer!
The woman goes into her supervisor's office, tells him what the
coworker does, and that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against
the man.

The supervisor is puzzled by this and asks, "What's sexually threatening
about a coworker telling you your hair smells nice?"
The woman replies,
"He's a midget".