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Kids On Love Reflections On The Nature Of Love "Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is What Is The Proper Age To Get Married? "Eighty-four! Because at that age, you don't have to work "Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife!" What Do Most People Do On A Date? "On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that When Is It Okay To Kiss Someone? "You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to "Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing The Great Debate: Is It Better To Be Single Or Married? "It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need "It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a Concerning Why Love Happens Between Two Particular People "No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to "I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or "One of the people has freckles and so he finds somebody else On What Falling In Love Is Like "Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." On The Role Of Good Looks In Love "If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your "It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome "Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long Concerning Why Lovers Often Hold Hands "They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they "They are just practicing for when they might have to walk down Confidential Opinions About Love "I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'The "Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I "I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade "Love is foolish ... but I still might try it sometime." The Personal Qualities Necessary To Be A Good Lover "One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if "Sensitivity don't hurt." Some Surefire Ways To Make A Person Fall In Love With You "Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores." "Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might "One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's "Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs...and How Can You Tell If Two Adults Eating Dinner At A Restaurant Are "Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can "Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will "It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on "Romantic adults usually are all dressed up, so if they are "See if the man has lipstick on his face." What Most People Are Thinking When They Say "I Love You" "The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope "Some lovers might be real nervous, so they are glad that they How Do People In Love Typically Behave? "Mooshy... like puppy dogs... except puppy dogs don't wag their "All of a sudden, the people get movie fever so they can sit How A Person Learns To Kiss "You learn it right on the spot when the gooshy feelings get "It might help to watch soap operas all day." "You can have a big rehearsal with your Barbie and Ken dolls." How Was Kissing Invented? "I know one reason that kissing was created. It makes you feel When Is It Okay To Kiss Someone? "It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over "When they're rich." "If it's your mother, you can kiss her anytime. But if it's a How To Make Love Endure "Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work." "Don't forget your wife's name... That will mess up the love." "Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you "Don't say you love somebody and then change your mind... Love Titles Of The Love Ballads You Can Sing To Your Beloved "'How Do I Love Thee When You're Always Picking Your Nose?'" "'You Are My Darling Even Though You Also Know My Sister.'" "'I Love Hamburgers, I Like You!'" "'I Am in Love with You Most of the Time, but Don't Bother Me "'Hey, Baby, I Don't like Girls but I'm Willing to Forget You |
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