Can It Get More Embarrassing Than This?

The following are two of the top three winners of a Most
Embarrassing Moments Contest:

"While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to
release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to
grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance
from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start
behaving *right now*, she would be punished.

To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just
as threatening, 'If you don't let me go right now, I will tell
Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee pee last night!'

"The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even
the tellers stopped what they were doing! I mustered up the last
of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow.
The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me were
screams of laughter."