English version

Chinese detective....

A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he
hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and
report any activities while he was gone. A few days later,
he received this report:

MOST HONORABLE SIR: YOU LEAVE HOUSE. I WATCH HOUSE.
HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH. HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE,
I FOLLOW. HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE.
I LOOK IN WINDOW. HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE.
HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE. HE PLAY WITH SHE.
SHE PLAY WITH HE. I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OFF TREE.
I NOT SEE.

NO FEE, CHEN Lee