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An Act Of Charity
送交者: st4u 2002年12月16日20:01:20 于 [笑林之声] 发送悄悄话

A wife arrived home from a shopping trip and was shocked to find
her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as she was
about to storm out of the house, her husband called out "Perhaps
you should hear how all this came about..."

I was driving home on the highway when I saw this young woman
looking tired and bedraggled. I brought her home and made her a
meal from the roast beef you had forgotten about in the fridge.

She was bare-footed so I gave her your good sandals which you had
discarded because they had gone out of style.

She was cold so I gave her the sweater which I bought for you for
your birthday but you never wore because the color didn't suit
you.

Her pants were torn, so I gave her a pair of your jeans, which
were perfectly good, but too small for you now.

"Then just as she was about to leave, she asked, 'Is there
anything else your wife doesn't use anymore ?'"

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