***********
-- How many gears in a French tank?
Six -- five reverse and one forward (in case they are attacked
from behind).
***********
-- What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
The Army.
***********
-- How do you stop a French tank?
Shoot the guy pushing.
***********
-- How did the French advertise surplus World War II rifles?
"Never fired, only dropped once."
***********
-- Why might the French send troops to the Gulf?
To teach the Iraqis how to surrender.
***********
-- A Frenchman is in a bar with a parrot. The barman says: "That's an
ugly bird. Where did you get it?"
The parrot says: "France, there's millions of 'em!"
***********
-- Why do Frenchmen have mustaches?
To look like their mothers.
***********
-- A Frenchman was banned from practicing medicine for having sex with
his patients. It was a shame -- he was the best vet in town.
***********
-- What is a Frenchman with a sheep and a goat under each arm?
Bisexual.
***********
-- Why does the new French Navy use glass-bottomed boats?
To see the old French Navy