A first grade teacher was telling her class about the 3 little
pigs. She got to the part where the pigs get the bulding
materials and said, "The first little pig went up to a man and
asked, 'Excuse me sir, but may I have some straw to build a
house?'"

The teacher wanted to know if the class was paying attention so
she asked, "What do you think the man said?"

One boy raised his hand and said, "I think maybe the man said
something like, 'Holy xxxx! A talking pig!'"