2.    Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men,  a woman.

3.    If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're aiming too high.

4.    Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and

       the woman gets her master's.

5.     Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home.

         He probably lies about other things too.

6.     It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job,

         he still ends up with the same boss.