An english man, scottishman and an irishman are in the pub talking. The
englishman says "I found some cigarettes under my daughters pillow last
night, i did'nt even know she smoked!". Then the scottishman says, "I found
a bottle of whisky under my daughters pillow last night, I didnt even know
she drank." Then the irishman says " I found a pack of condoms under my
daughters pillow last night, I didnt even know she had a dick!"