A nine year old boy asks his mother, "Is God male or female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well God is both male
and female."
This confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
"Well," she says, "God is both black and white."
This really confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"
Feeling a bit out of her depth, but wanting to be consistent, the mother
answers, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."
At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly
asks...

"Is Michael Jackson God?"