2015-05-30

【Aiden in English】

        The future of Earth was bleak. Over population filled the cities. Nature was non-existent. Humans voted for a stupid, selfish jerk for office, dooming the world. Now, after that jerk was fired, the people of Earth fell into riots, and the Dark Ages began. Humans looked forward to Genetic Modifying Labs, aka GML, to bring back nature. Humans went too far, and we wanted a restart. Yet in the GML headquarters, one creation of nature was born into existence. One that would’ve been better left alone, for the human race had just sentenced themselves to their own deaths.

        Sixty-five million years ago, a monster like no other was born. The extinction of the very dinosaurs was because of this beast. After finding a strand of its DNA in the Gulf of Mexico, the GML resurrected this terrifying monster, calling it K12-C, also known as “Kelly.” The experiment went horribly wrong when a titanium seal imploded from an electrical unbalance, releasing a beast man-kind had never seen before. Kelly trashed cities, the Godzilla of the century. She was fifty feet long, with titanium-like scales, and she was a creature of pure destruction. Lasers zapped from her eyes, and blue flames and acid poured from her mouth. Rows upon rows of teeth lined her mouth, intimidating even the bravest of people. The air-force was called, but it was still no use. The roar of the beast summoned aliens in their UFOs, beaming up innocent people. 

【红霞译文】

        地球的前景黯淡无辉，城市人口爆炸，大自然不复存在，人类情愿选出昏庸自私的笨蛋执政，整个世界惨不忍睹。现在笨蛋虽被解职，但生活在地球上的人们却陷入一派混乱之中，黑暗时代来临。人类期待遗传修饰实验室能够还原大自然本来面貌。正因人类的所作所为太不象话，才需要我们从头再来。在遗传修饰实验室总部，一个所谓的创造自然就这样诞生了。人类最好任其发展，否则终究难逃灭亡的下场。

        六千五百万年前，一个骇人听闻的怪物问世，当年恐龙之所以灭绝都是因为它的存在。在墨西哥湾，遗传修饰实验室找到了该怪物所携带的单链脱氧核糖核酸，并使之得以复生，她的名字叫K12-C或者“凯莉”。但实验发生意外故障，钛合金密封因电压不稳而出现破裂，结果以前从未见过的人兽就这样来到世间。凯莉捣毁全城，其破坏力堪比巨型猛兽世纪哥斯拉。她身长五十英尺／十五米，浑身上下遍布钛状鳞屑，可谓无坚不摧；她两眼发射激光束，口中狂喷蓝色火焰酸气，一排排犬牙纵横交错，吓得所向无敌的勇士屁滚尿流。即使调动空中力量，人们照样无法摆脱失败的命运；只要她使劲一吼，不明飞行物里外星人立刻云集到场，把魔爪伸向无辜百姓。