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AK vs AR
The REAL Data Speaks
From Heads Bunker
There's been the ever present, unending debate over which is best, ARs or
AKs. This debate rages on across the internet and in gun shops every day
sending bile and bitter insults spewing both ways. This debate has turned
fathers against sons, best friends against one another, and, well you get
the point. Your host is of the opinion that there are of course pros and
cons of each family of rifle, and I refuse to engage in what is "best". As
one who loves them all, especially the AK and AR series, I thought I'd pass
on some of the knowledge I have gained over the years concerning these
wildly different weapons. As a bonus, I'll toss in my knowledge of the third
favorite family of weapons at the Bunker, just because they are very
popular these days and I often ramble about them.So, here, for the aid of
those hammering one another with debate, some unbiased, non-slanted,
untainted raw knowledge about the Ak, the AR and the Mosin Nagant.
Stuff you know if you have an AK
Stuff you know if you have an AR
Stuff you know if you have a Mosin Nagant
It works though you have never cleaned it. Ever.
You have $9 per ounce special non-detergent synthetic teflon infused oil
for cleaning
It was last cleaned in Berlin in 1945
You are able to hit the broad side of a barn from inside
You are able to hit the broad side of a barn from 600m
You can hit the farm from two counties over
Cheap mags are fun to buy
Cheap mags melt
What's a mag?
Your safety can be heard 300m away
You can silently flip off the safety with your finger on the trigger
What's a safety?
Your rifle comes with a cheap nylon sling
Your rifle has a 9 point stealth tactical suspension system
Your rifle has dog collars
Your bayonet makes a good wire cutter
Your bayonet is actually a pretty good steak knife
Your bayonet is longer than your leg.
You can put a .30" hole through 12" of oak, if you can hit it
You can put one hole in a paper target at 100m with 30 rounds
You can knock down everyone else's target just from the shock wave of your
bullet going downrange
When out of ammo, your rifle will nominally pass as a club
When out of ammo, your rifle makes a great whiffle bat
When out of ammo, your rifle makes a supreme war club, pike, boat oar, tent
pole, or firewood.
Recoil is manageable, even fun
What's recoil?
Recoil often used to relocate shoulders thrown out by the previous shot.
Your sight adjustment goes to '10', and you've never bothered moving it
Your sight adjustment is incremented in fractions of minute of angle
Your sight adjustment goes to 12 miles and you've actually tried it
Your rifle can be used by any two bit nation's most illiterate conscripts
to fight elite forces worldwide
Your rifle is used by elite forces worldwide to fight two bit nations most
illiterate conscripts
Your rifle has fought against itself and won every time
Your rifle won some revolutions
Your rifle won the cold war
Your rifle won a pole vault event
You paid $350
You paid $900
You paid $59.95
You buy cheap ammo by the case
You lovingly reload precision crafted rounds one by one.
You dig your ammo out of a farmer's field in Ukraine and it works just fine.
You can intimidate your foe with the bayonet mounted
Your foes laugh when you mount your bayonet
You can bayonet your foe on the other side of the river without leaving the
comfort of your hole.
Service life, 50 years
Service life, 40 years
Service Life, 100 years
Its easier to buy a new rifle when you want to change cartridge sizes
You can change cartridge sizes with the push of a couple of pins and a new
upper
You believe no real man would dare risk the ridicule of his friends if he
suggests there is anything but 762x54r
You can repair your rifle with a big hammer and a swift kick
You can repair your rifle by taking it to a certified gunsmith, it's under
warranty!
If your rifle breaks, you buy a new one
You consider it a badge of honor when you get your handguards to burst into
flames
You consider it a badge of honor when you shoot a sub-MOA 5 shot group
You consider it a badge of honor when you cycle 5 rounds without the aid of
a 2x4
After a long day at the range you relax by watching "Red Dawn"
After a long day at the range you relax by watching "Blackhawk Down"
After a long day at the range you relax by visiting the chiropractor
After cleaning your rifle you have a strong urge for a stiff shot of Vodka
After cleaning your rifle you have a strong urge for hotdogs and Apple Pie
After cleaning your rifle you have a strong urge for shishkabob
You can accessorize your rifle with a new muzzle brake or a nice stock set
Your rifle's accessories are eight times more valuable than your rifle
Your rifle's accessory is a small tin can with a funny lid, but its buried
under an apartment building somewhere in Budapest
Your rifle's finish is varnish and paint
Your rifle's finish is Teflon and high tech polymers
Your rifle's finish is low grade shellac, cosmoline and Olga's toe nails.
Your wife tolerates your autographed, framed picture of Mikhail Kalashnikov
Your wife tolerates your autographed, framed picture of Eugene Stoner
You're not sure there WERE cameras to photograph Sergei Mosin
Late at night you sometimes have to fight the urge to hold your rifle over
your head and shout "Wolverines!"
Late at night you sometimes have to fight the urge to clear your house,
slicing the pie from room to room.
Late at night, you sometimes have to fight the urge to dig a fighting trench
in the yard to sleep in.
There you have it. In the end, it is clear to any open minded inquirer, the
Mosin Nagant is clearly the most superior weapon or all time, but the AR and
the AK come out as a draw when compared side by side. Heh.
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