搞笑版：英譯版《念奴嬌.赤壁懷古》回譯中文

大江東逝去，波浪洗前朝。
故壘西邊指，果然赤壁高。
尖石刺天宇，拍岸涌波濤。
落似千堆雪，水聲不屈撓。
江山圖畫裡，爭鬥起英豪。
公瑾少年客，瑤琴聘小喬。
十年督萬艦，羽扇織鶴毛。
談笑如反掌，曹船縱火燒。
三國成鼎立，一炷拜英梟。
夢苦霜染鬢，酹酒月邊漂。

英文原文： 試譯蘇軾的《念奴嬌.赤壁懷古》

The Yangtze flows to the east, flushing away
The legends of all dynasties.  Some say
That west of the old fort is the famous Red Cliff.
Rocks poke sky, billows charge on shore, as if
Thousand heaps of snow wrathfully rolling.
For its beauty how many heroes been fighting？
He was knightly then, Zhou the General, newly wed
With Xiaoqiao, a nymph, waiting in lotus bed.
Now a fan in hand waving, he chatted in full smile,
While the enemy fleet were lured into fire.
The Three Kingoms footed an ancient tripod,
In which burned the incense for the warring god.
Dreaming too much dyed my temple hair grey,
A jar of wine to the moon in water is my pray.