小詩魔極度跑偏版：
Flavour from the pot drags me go near,
Lifting the deckel I saw one is a ear.
Never remember a sheep has five fingers,
With a tight mouth, my hand lingers.
To the Green Island Kitchen is my hope,
Ah, the sign is written as Cross Slope.
How stupid I'm again to have gone astray,
In horror I decided to be quickly away.
Baffled by the landlady I know its late,
Nothing possible than to face the fate.
She darted the poison with a tempted kiss,
The last I can hear is a snake's hiss.
Be careful of what you in here eat,
The pie so tasteful could be my meat.

爪四哥極度不跑偏翻譯版：

聞味看見一口鍋，
打開燉着大耳朵.
五指羊碲未見過，
讓俺張口又結舌.
本欲趕赴綠島宴，
誰知誤入十字坡.
乖乖這叫一個傻，
立馬就做跑跑哥.
門口擋着孫二娘，
蒙汗藥酒勸我喝.
不喝就要親親我，
嚇得寧可把酒喝.
奉勸大家多留神，
盤中會是爪四哥！