莎士比亞十四行詩：愛亦癲狂？

（綠島陽光譯）

她的眼睛黯然無光

她的薄唇慘白冰涼

胸肌暗褐---

用雪比喻實在牽強

髮絲如鐵---

根根倔強攀在頭上

玫瑰般的紅白相映？

那根本不是她的臉龐！

沒有如蘭的氣息

沒有悅耳的喉嗓

雖然從未見過女神走路

但絕不是如她那樣張揚！

為何，我的愛是如此熱烈？

天哪，難道我也不正常？

綠島陽光註：交曹老師布置的作業，因為俺，萬維第一美男，是決不會愛上這麼一個情婦滴！哈哈哈！

莎士比亞原詩：

Sonnet 130 by William Shakespeare

My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips' red:
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damask'd, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak,--yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
I grant I never saw a goddess go,
My mistress when she walks, treads on the ground;
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare.