小诗魔极度跑偏版：
Flavour from the pot drags me go near,
Lifting the deckel I saw one is a ear.
Never remember a sheep has five fingers,
With a tight mouth, my hand lingers.
To the Green Island Kitchen is my hope,
Ah, the sign is written as Cross Slope.
How stupid I'm again to have gone astray,
In horror I decided to be quickly away.
Baffled by the landlady I know its late,
Nothing possible than to face the fate.
She darted the poison with a tempted kiss,
The last I can hear is a snake's hiss.
Be careful of what you in here eat,
The pie so tasteful could be my meat.

爪四哥极度不跑偏翻译版：

闻味看见一口锅，
打开炖着大耳朵.
五指羊碲未见过，
让俺张口又结舌.
本欲赶赴绿岛宴，
谁知误入十字坡.
乖乖这叫一个傻，
立马就做跑跑哥.
门口挡着孙二娘，
蒙汗药酒劝我喝.
不喝就要亲亲我，
吓得宁可把酒喝.
奉劝大家多留神，
盘中会是爪四哥！