In Xi's place, first things first, Biden demanded a report on his poll numbers. Wow! His popularity was off the charts. That's beyond his wildest dreams. The PRC was amazing.
While enjoying his Chinese bun breakfast, Biden somehow received an olive branch from a lovely little white dove, courtesy of Vladimir the Great. What a promising morning!Tucked away deep inside Zongnanhai, Biden no longer had to worry about American border security. Out of sight, out of mind. He couldn't help but feel an incredible sense of relief. Needless to say, the rest of the day was full of joy and celebration.Back in the USA, Biden had a spring in his step on Saturday Night Live, just in time to join the smoking hot Taylor Swift for a duet...Then he woke up, finding himself in the middle of his lunch. Where's Xi, by the way?Author: renqiulan
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